All posts by lucanic77

About lucanic77

I am a single mother of 2 amazing boys, first and foremost. After that, I'm a bartender at the Sidewinder Bar (810 S Penn) in Mason City. I've been there for nearly 4 years, and in that time I'm not sure there is anything that I haven't seen or heard. So this is my little place of ranting and showing off my home away from home. ❤️

Conversations Overheard At the Sidewinder

She’s the only girl I’ve ever fucked that is older than me and my age too.



It’s very important to shower regularly. Or semi-regularly, even. I feel like soap and deodorant and shampoo should be free. And people should use them. Often. 


Fighting in a bar is ridiculous. Cheating on your girlfriend and then pretending you left after being caught makes you look terrible. I’m not a fighter, but I will come at you like a wrecking ball if you’re acting the fool in my bar, on my watch. I’m sorry you acted in such a way that made me react and possible injure your neck with your own hoodie. People are ridiculous. If you have to cheat, go out of town to do it. Or stay out of my bar. Thanks.