Fighting in a bar is ridiculous. Cheating on your girlfriend and then pretending you left after being caught makes you look terrible. I’m not a fighter, but I will come at you like a wrecking ball if you’re acting the fool in my bar, on my watch. I’m sorry you acted in such a way that made me react and possible injure your neck with your own hoodie. People are ridiculous. If you have to cheat, go out of town to do it. Or stay out of my bar. Thanks.
Talking about sugaring/waxing vaginas, and the pros and cons of each. Customer says
“fuck that! I love my wife’s big bushy pussy”
and the dude won’t stop. He. Won’t. Stop. Saying. It.
I just want him to stop saying “big bushy”…
It’s not a joke. Not even just partially true. Bartenders know who tips, who doesn’t, and who would “tip if they could”. Don’t dirty a glass with every single drink and not tip and then wonder why the hell you’re not getting a drink quickly. You’re the LAST of my priorities. And I will remember next time you come in. Dick.
“The brain is numb when the heart is in love”. There is not many more phrases uttered at the Sidewinder that are more true than this.