Monthly Archives: February 2014


Fighting in a bar is ridiculous. Cheating on your girlfriend and then pretending you left after being caught makes you look terrible. I’m not a fighter, but I will come at you like a wrecking ball if you’re acting the fool in my bar, on my watch. I’m sorry you acted in such a way that made me react and possible injure your neck with your own hoodie. People are ridiculous. If you have to cheat, go out of town to do it. Or stay out of my bar. Thanks.


Conversations Overheard at the Sidewinder

Talking about sugaring/waxing vaginas, and the pros and cons of each. Customer says 

“fuck that! I love my wife’s big bushy pussy” 

and the dude won’t stop. He. Won’t. Stop. Saying. It.  

I just want him to stop saying “big bushy”…