Conversations Overheard At the Sidewinder

She’s the only girl I’ve ever fucked that is older than me and my age too.



Fighting in a bar is ridiculous. Cheating on your girlfriend and then pretending you left after being caught makes you look terrible. I’m not a fighter, but I will come at you like a wrecking ball if you’re acting the fool in my bar, on my watch. I’m sorry you acted in such a way that made me react and possible injure your neck with your own hoodie. People are ridiculous. If you have to cheat, go out of town to do it. Or stay out of my bar. Thanks.